A Dragon's Dexcription

Dragons are not just giant lizards with an attitude problem. They are majestic creatures of myth. With scales harder than diamond and wings that block out the sun, they rule the skies. Just don’t ask them for a ride; they are not taxis.

Have you ever wondered why dragons hoard so much gold? They can’t spend it at the supermarket. There are no dragon banks. Maybe they just enjoy sleeping on a cold, lumpy mattress made of coins. It does wonders for their back pain.

Let’s talk about the fire breathing. Is it magic, or did they just eat something incredibly spicy? A dragon’s sneeze can accidentally roast an entire village. It is very important to keep pepper away from their noses at all times.

Knights in shining armor are a dragon’s favorite snack. To a dragon, a knight is basically a protein bar wrapped in shiny tin foil. Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside. It is a terrible way to go, but a tasty lunch.

Flying requires serious physics. A dragon is heavy, yet it glides effortlessly. They must have hollow bones or very powerful magic muscles. Watching them land is like watching a jumbo jet park in a garage. It is clumsy but impressive.

Dragons sleep for hundreds of years at a time. Imagine the morning breath after a three-century nap. They wake up grumpy, hungry, and ready to burn things. Never set an alarm clock for a dragon unless you want to be toast.

But now, the time for stories is over. Watch closely as these letters begin to tremble. The ink is shifting, the words are moving. The magic is taking over. We are no longer just text. We are becoming the beast itself!